Husband: "There’s a gal at my work who was joking around at the cafeteria table today. She told me she hasn’t had sex in 15 years."
Wife: "I hope she was joking. Did you offer your stud services?"
Husband: "Nah. Her hole is probably glued shut by now."
Wife: "You have a pry bar. I could whore you out for a fee."
Husband: "I'm not for hire."
Wife: "Good! Then, you won't charge me a dime to go to the grocery store and pick up a few things."
Wife: "I hope she was joking. Did you offer your stud services?"
Husband: "Nah. Her hole is probably glued shut by now."
Wife: "You have a pry bar. I could whore you out for a fee."
Husband: "I'm not for hire."
Wife: "Good! Then, you won't charge me a dime to go to the grocery store and pick up a few things."
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